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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"

"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."

"How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed."

"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"Instead of regular Christmas cake, I hit my Italian neighbor over the head with a saucepan Pan-a-tony"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I get carried away sometimes. Because I refuse to leave."