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Joke of the Day

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""

"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."

"What Does a Gynecologist and a Pizza worker have in common? They both get to smell it, but neither gets to eat it."

"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"