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Joke of the Day

"Instead of regular Christmas cake, I hit my Italian neighbor over the head with a saucepan Pan-a-tony"

"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"

"How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*"

"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."

"Sex with a weatherman must suck. Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"

"Just got fired from my job at the chip shop for sticking my dick in the potato peeler And she got fired too!"

"What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem"

"There's no way Oscar Pistorius can walk away from this... He doesn't have a leg to stand on."