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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."
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"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"I've been having an affair with a film director's wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, ""Look, mate, don't make a scene."""
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."
"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."
"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"So a UKIP Councillor says God... is punishing the UK with floods cos of the gays. If my sex life effected the weather so much, why aren't we going through a long long dry spell?"
"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."