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Joke of the Day
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
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"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"
"What's the only animal that has a cunt on its back? A police horse."
"I'm going to a birthday party in Charlotte tomorrow... Hopefully the looting isn't over because I forgot to buy a present."
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"""
"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"
"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"
"What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47."