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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"
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"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"
"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."
"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
"Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."
"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"
"my sleep schedule says ""party girl"" but my lifestyle says ""reclusive lunatic"""
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""