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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed."
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"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"
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"Lice is the herpes of kindergarten."
"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."