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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map."
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"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"
"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"
"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."
"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."
"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"