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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."
Next Joke
"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"
"The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man."
"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Mayweather won"
"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."
"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."