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Joke of the Day
"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."
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"If everyone would stop screaming, I'm sure we'd all agree I'm not supposed to be in this women's restroom."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you wanna get..... shitfaced?"" (sorry if you saw this already)"
"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"
"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"
"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."
"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
"That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly."
"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"