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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"

"I keep a picture of a dragon fighting a helicopter in my wallet, in case the police ask to see my license for awesome."

"Well I guess it's time we change Philip Seymour Hoffman's name to Philip Seeyanomour Hoffman!"

"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"