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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."

"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"

"A child asks his father: Why is grandpa running daddy? Shut up son, and give me another shell."

"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."

"[NSFW]Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Dad: Because his wife died."

"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"

"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"[NSFW]Honey, I bought flavored condoms... - ... switch off the lights and guess the flavor! - Sardines with cheese! - Wait for me to put it on!"