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Joke of the Day
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
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"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""
"You know what's not right? Left"
"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""
"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."
"This is how clickbait works."
"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."
"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"
"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."
"Laundry Day Me: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt. Him: Babe, I can explain! Me: Don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name."