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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"
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"I decided to stand on my left foot when the clock reached twelve tonight So I could start the year off right"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America."
"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"
"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"
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"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."
"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."