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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"

"[At make-up counter] But does this lipstick come off of a taint?"

"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."

"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"