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Joke of the Day

"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"

"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."

"Make a Fire Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match!"

"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "

"What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse? I'm feeling a bit sorbet."

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"