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Joke of the Day

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."

"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down."

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"What do you call girls that have a chance of winning? Chicken Tenders."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Here is a joke I just read Question: How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I'm better than you."