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Joke of the Day

"Why are Skeleton's so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."

"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"

"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed"

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"