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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."

"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."

"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""

"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."

"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."

"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""

"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."

"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"