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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

"How to propose to a stoner: Marriage ya wanna?"

"Whenever I'm nervous on a business call, I just envision the person on the other end of the phone as a muppet."

"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"

"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"

"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."

"If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it."