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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"
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"Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say ""he's 2"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."
"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."
"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."
"Maybe the cure for cancer is leaving chocolate pudding cups in my fridge for more than 24 hours. We'll never know."
"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"
"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"
"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."