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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."

"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"

"Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D ^(I feel dirty)"

"What do you call a Jew with the pH level of 1? Hacidic!"

"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"

"I think my children are spoiled I must have left them unrefrigerated for too long before eating them."