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Joke of the Day
"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
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"What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves? The Illuminat-Eh!"
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"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."
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"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."
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