201910
Joke of the Day
"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
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"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart."
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"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."