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Joke of the Day

"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."

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"As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube."
"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""
"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."
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"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."