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Joke of the Day

"As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube."

"LPT: Never take advice from people on Reddit. Not even this."

"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"

"There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."

"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"The ultimate collection of jokes about Uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html"

"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"

"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"