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Joke of the Day

"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""

"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"

"The word ""beard"" comes from an old Latin phrase meaning ""sit on my face"""

"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."

"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"

"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."

"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."

"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"