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Joke of the Day
"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."
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"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"
"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"
"Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings."
"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"
"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."