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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."
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"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"
"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"
"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"
"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."
"Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler"
"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."
"I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars. I said to myself, ""Ewe goat to-be kitten!"""
"Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy)."
"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"