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Joke of the Day
"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."
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"You're the bomb A Muslim walks into an airport wearing the flashiest clothes, he meets a friend who shouts at him you're the bomb. Everyone sets of sprinting in all directions."
"An old married couple talk sex. Wife: What ever happened to our sex relations? Husband: I don't know, they don't even send Christmas cards anymore."
"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"
"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."