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Joke of the Day

"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."

"GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me"

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"

"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."

"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."

"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"

"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""

"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""