191619

Joke of the Day

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"

"My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving! This is a new low..."

"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."

"How do you know someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "

"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"