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"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."
"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."
"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."