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Joke of the Day

"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."

"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."

"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."

"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."

"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."

"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"

"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."