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Joke of the Day
"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."
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"Opposing counsel licks his thumb every time he turns a page in his file and basically I didn't even know this rage inside me existed."
"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"I get so many panic attacks, that If I was a wrestler my signature move would be 'The Chest Clutch', where I get pinned as I grab my chest."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"
"I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV."
"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"
"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"
"a neurology proffeser is doing a lesson about orgasims. .. He asks one of his femal students ""what do you think your asshole is doing when you orgasim"" she replies "" its out playing golf"""
"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"