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Joke of the Day

"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"

"What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years? Second gear."

"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"

"Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be."

"The captain of a ship got into a fight with a one eyed monster... Once the fight ended and he had prevailed he said to himself ""I lost a lot of good seamen today..."""

"In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow? When you are hanging from it."

"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"

"What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm? A Thundeer"

"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"