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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"
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"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."
"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"
"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."
"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"
"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"
"ME: Good date? FRIEND: Ok. Until he got undressed ME: Then what? FRIEND: [sticks out pinky finger] ME: Ah. Then he drank tea in a fancy way"
"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."