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Joke of the Day
"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
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"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"
"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
"Your momma is so mean... she has no standard deviation."
"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."