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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"

"I just heard the most beautiful song. It was something about sluts in the club."

"Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is. Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too."

"Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree."

"So George Harrison's song, ""Isn't It A Pity?"" came on the radio... ...and I said, with all sincerity, ""Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"""

"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."

"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."

"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."

"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."