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Joke of the Day

"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"

"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."

"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"What do Indian flowers grow? Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)"

"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."

"""It's impossible."" said pride. ""It's risky."" said experience. ""It's pointless."" said reason. ""Ggrraadrttgrrtrr."" said Chewbacca."

"What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction? A chew-chew train."

"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."