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Joke of the Day

"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."

"What oil does Trump use in his cooking? Rapeseed oil"

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."