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Joke of the Day

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Political Joke The Economy"

"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."

"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again."

"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"

"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"

"I got my foot in the door, my head in the game, and my ass in gear. I'm one motivational tape away from a hospital admission."