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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"

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"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."
"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called ""peasants"""
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"