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Joke of the Day

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"Two non-english speaking Mexican go to gran central... One of them goes up to the cashier and asks for ""tu tickets plees"". The cashier asks ""one-way?"" To which the Mexican responds ""no, two gueys."""

"When I retire, I want to be a hunter... I wanna go out with a bang"

"As soon as you take a single slice of pizza... ...there's no longer enough to go around."