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Joke of the Day
"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."
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"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"
"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"
"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"
"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."
"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."
"Woke up and poured myself a cup of coffee and then took a nap... So no, technically, Ms. Snooty HR, I didn't sleep through my alarm again."