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Joke of the Day
"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
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"I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying ""Mao"""
"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"
"I once lost my watch at a party... I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, and punched him in the nose. No one does that to a girl... Not on my watch."
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Tires need changing too you know!"
"I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited."
"Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited. I mean, they're so full of themselves."
"Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan."
"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."
"Little Timmy and Little Jimmy saw a Quarter in the Road. . . Little Timmy rushed out to grab it, and got hit by a truck. Little Jimmy laughed cause he knew it was a nickel."