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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up"

"For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank."

"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."

"Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane."

"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."

"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"

"How do you make a baby cry twice? NSFL You wipe your bloody dick on his/her teddy bear."

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"