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Joke of the Day
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
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"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"
"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"
"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."
"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""
"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."