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Joke of the Day

"Text REDCROSS to a girl and be like"" oops wrong number, I was trying to donate for the 5th time today"" then she'll sex you guaranteed."

"Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils."

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."

"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"

"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"

"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he is a fucking liar!"

"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."

"What do you call a gay drive by? A Fruit roll up"