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Joke of the Day
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"
"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
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