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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."
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"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"
"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"
"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."
"""They are more afraid of you than you are of them."" -people who know even less about me than they do about bears"
"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"