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Joke of the Day

"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."

"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"

"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"

"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"

"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."

"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"

"How do you build suspense in people?"

"I'm socially constipated... I haven't given a shit in years"

"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."