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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber. It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end."

"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"

"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."

"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."

"Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts."

"Worst Business Idea Ever Biodegradable Bricks"

"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."

"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"