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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"A seven year old walks into a bar nes and noble."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"If at first you don't succeed.. .. skydiving probably isn't for you anyway."

"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"

"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."

"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."

"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"

"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."